Adrian sits down with his old neighbor, Jairus, the smartest dude Adrian knows, which actually isnt saying much, but still. They talk a little parenting, Adrian suddenly decides to sh*t on the Duggars and we talk about Jairus' own christian upbringing. Jairus then fails at random trivia but still gets to demonstrate some of his random knowledge and Jairus gets to bum everyone out talking about drone attacks. ....good times.

Adrian sits down with his father-in-law, Cortland, in Colorado. We learn about him growing up in New Jersey, going to Woodstock, monogamy and winning Round 1 vs The Cancer.

Adrian welcomes himself back and pretends you asked him, "What's new?"  He then dives right back into the deep end with his philosopher friend, Matt. They talk about how Matt enjoys being a single white-boy trying to date asian chicks in Hawaii. Matt then talks about growing up in a small town in Ohio and never meeting his dad, which leads terribly into conversation about the mind and soul.